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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Happy Boyfriend Checklist!

 
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Some women seem to think guys are complicated.

This is not exactly true, we just like a few things...done well. If a guy is coming off as "complicated", make sure you're - A: not dating twins without noticing B: he is taking his schizophrenia medication regularly or C: you're most likely reading between lines that don't exist.

Henceforth, this checklist has many points; but you really only need points A through E to keep him happy.

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weekly
monthly
onceinawhile
(a) Look your best for him
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(b) Feed / cook for him

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(c) Give him space / time to spend with his friends

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(d) Be affectionate**
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(e) Let him have his hobbies

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Encourge him to lead / be flexible
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Help him relax
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Hold his arm when you walk

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Make a good impression on his friends
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Don't talk about guys in front of him
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Surprise him with food


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Play video games / sports with him



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Never badmouth his mother
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Make him feel like you want him, not that you need him



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Let him watch the game uninteruppted, or watch it together

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Give him gentle reminders


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Massage his neck, shoulders, arms, and hands



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Try not to sweat the small stuff



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Let him help when he offers

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Act classy, not trashy (especially when out with friends)
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**you know what I mean when I say "affectionate"


Like the last list, the frequency of some of these can be adjusted as well...I mean, almost all guys like to be fed as much as possible.

Alright Mathletes, break out that abacus and count up those brownies...

Score: 1-3 of A through E: greenstar

4-5 of A through E: redstar

A-E, and up to 10 points: goldstar

A-E; 11-20 points: goldstargoldstar

A-E; 21+ points(!!): goldstargoldstargoldstar

Guys, if you have any incarnation of a gold star girlfriend and have a job? You'd better wrap her up like Christmas presents, she's a keeper.

If she's two or three gold stars? I suggest you comment on this blog, then close this page and start browsing wedding ring websites. Seriously, that Entourage DVD box set, and new iPhone can wait. Start saving for a rock. A big one, she deserves it. No heart shaped diamonds though, I will punch you. Princess-cut is a decent fallback.

So ladies: What's YOUR score?

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This was a great list!  Although I am questioning your judgement on this one: "Play video games / sports with him".  The only sport I play is shopping.  I mean, that counts, right?
Posted 6/22/2009 6:33 PM by BecknCallGrl Xanga Premium Member - reply

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really good list! I got a 27
Posted 6/22/2009 6:44 PM by HeadStrongChica - reply

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Spot on!

RYC: Check there again. COMPLETE WIN!
Posted 6/22/2009 6:56 PM by Schristian Xanga True Member - reply

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I'm not too great at math but I have D downpat (when I'm hooked up that is, which is whenever I choose to be) and I've never had any problems.


Oh, and don't eat too many of those brownies ladies because that could screw you up on A! 

Posted 6/22/2009 7:03 PM by Loonsounds Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I'm a gold star, girlfriend of the year material here. :)

Massage once in a while? He whines all the time for back rubs.
Posted 6/22/2009 7:14 PM by iStephanieMarie Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Hey, I like heart shaped diamonds... what's your beef? Good list! I don't currently have a bf but I like to think I'm a hypothetical 3 gold star gf. At least 2.
Posted 6/22/2009 7:21 PM by StewieIsMyHero Xanga True Member - reply

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I knew I was awesome but according to you I'm really awesome. Haha.
Posted 6/22/2009 7:25 PM by MySecretLoveAffair - reply

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I got all of A-E and only missed one of the rest. Am I a good gf?
Posted 6/22/2009 8:06 PM by lizheartshakespeare - reply

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Pretty sure I'm 2 or 3 gold stars. I think my boy would vouch for me. ;]
Posted 6/22/2009 8:54 PM by C0ll33Ncorps - reply

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I think I have in the past and would still make a pretty damn good girlfriend. Unfortunately I've dated pretty damn awful guys so it was all a waste.
Posted 6/22/2009 8:57 PM by I_Am_Twilight Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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3 stars for me! yay! i forgot how good it felt to receive those kiddie stars. =]
Posted 6/22/2009 9:31 PM by Pawleeen Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I think I got 3 stars; I'd have to ask the boyf to confirm, though.
Posted 6/22/2009 9:59 PM by ZepBlueEyedGirl Xanga True Member - reply

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Aww, I enjoyed reading this, I would consider my self a 3 gold star wife with a job,Iam also an ArmyWife so can I get a 4th star? lol. I liked the part when you said "wrap her up like xmas presents, she's a keeper." very sweet.
Posted 6/22/2009 10:34 PM by MICHELECANNON29 - reply

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What about cubic zirconia? It's not like she'd know the difference.
Posted 6/22/2009 10:40 PM by another_rebel_without_a_cause Xanga True Member - reply

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i knew it. i'm an amazing girlfriend.



xo

Posted 6/22/2009 11:12 PM by JessxMaxine Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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If a girl can't talk about other guys in front of me I'd assume she's cheating.
Otherwise I'd have nothing to worry about and wouldn't.

-Alexander the Zounderkite
Posted 6/22/2009 11:33 PM by FoliageDecay - reply

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somehow i got a negative 3. does that mean i don't get a gold star?
Posted 6/23/2009 1:43 AM by insert_label_here_003 - reply

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arie, you are too much. I read your blog all the time. but this one is funny. and yes, I am a three star girlfriend.

miss you doode.

hollar at me sometimes.

-LD x0x
Posted 6/23/2009 3:21 AM by AbsolutelyBreathless - reply

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Hypothetically speaking, I'd make an amazing girlfriend. Sports + video games = my specialty.

Oh and I sooooooo agree on the heart shaped diamond. If I was presented with that I think I'd break his nose.
Posted 6/23/2009 4:12 AM by DanzInRealLife Xanga True Member - reply

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Lol, thats a good list.
Posted 6/23/2009 8:29 AM by AlterEgo909 Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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yeah boy!!!!!! hellooooooo ring here we go. (i hope you realize how many guys are gonna hate you for this lol)
Posted 6/23/2009 8:51 AM by shatterFocus - reply

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Can I ask? What if the guy isn't the one who shows affection?
Posted 6/23/2009 8:54 AM by UnpredictableIdentity - reply

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My score is through the roof! Ok, Im lying. But Letting him watch the game- uninterrupted is insane!
Posted 6/23/2009 9:12 AM by mrsprosa Xanga True Member - reply

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I actually scored really friggin' great on this. I just wish my SO could see it.. =\
Posted 6/23/2009 9:19 AM by freeeker - reply

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I'm already putting payments on the ring dude... Yeah, she's THAT good.
Posted 6/23/2009 9:38 AM by SladeTheGreyFox Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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