| | Does anyone remember that game?
 Classic.
So I happened to notice I've garnered a truckload of new subscribers since I made my comeback a few months ago.
Always cool.
But like any new thing you happen to pick up on, often you have to go back and read or watch the earlier episodes to fully appreciate it, ya know? You can't just start watch Heroes in Season 3 without going back to find out who's who's, what's what, and how's how?
How now?
Why ask why?
...Try Bud Dry?
 Best lawn piece ever?
Anyhoo, as a public service...cause I'm stand-up guy - I'm gonna hook you up with some links to my greatest "hits" so to speak. Besides, who likes searching through blogs? That's much too much like playing Minesweeper...
 "This is so LAME...FML."
...and who wants to do that?
Oh, and don't listen to anyone who says I'm a sit-down guy. That's like, rare. I'm stand-up, I promise.
First off, my relationship-centric blogs; what I believe to be my for-tay. Ahem, forté.
Hopefully you, or someone else may benefit from this rousing trip to advicetown.
The Happy Boyfriend Checklist - We're not that complicated...but here's what we do like...
The Happy Girlfriend Checklist (featured) - Demystifying women, one blog at a time.
Relationship Sabotage! - Want to ruin your relationship? Here's how. (featuring Ninjas!)
Classic Breakup Lines - It's not you, really.
Date Better, part 1 - How to Up-date, if you will.
Adventures in Speed Dating - Part One , Part Two - Ever wondered what speed dating was really like? Read up.
The Seven Guys You'll Date - The usual suspects.
How to Correctly Apologize - Cause a lot of you are doing it wrong.
The Seven Girls You'll Meet (featured) - Which kind might you be?
How to Get a Date: Nerd Edition - (requested) Nerds sometimes need a little help...I'm your Hitch.
How to Get a Midnight Kiss on New Years (requested)- Don't ring in a new year without a smootch!
What's she doing with HIM? - I explain why some women date who they do.
Ed. I can't remember if this was featured or not. I think it was.
Flirting 101 - An essential skill, in my opinion.
How to KEEP a guy in 10 days (featured) - Much more entertaining than a movie with Matthew McConaughey.
Pick up the pieces! - Get over that breakup already.
50 Worst Dates (featured) - Not actually fifty, but you get the point.
Real-ations - Part 1, Part 2 - Breaking down how relationships work.
The Game Killers - Don't try to meet the opposite sex with these people in tow.
How to drive a girl absolutely WILD (featured) - Little tips that make girls happy.
Avoid the FRIEND ZONE - Much less fun than Discovery Zone. (originally guest posted for Nick)
Dr. Fakenstein - Wanna know what makes guys "players"?
The Relationship Rules - You'll like this entry, especially if you like C.A.K.E.
The "F" Word - you know...I just wanna be "Friends". Here's how you tell 'em.
Posted Secrets - Things you might not know that girls and guys like.
Where To Meet a "Good Guy." - They're out there somewhere...
What to talk about on a first date - Cause no one wants to come off like a dork.
Things NEVER to say to a woman - Don't play with fire.
For those of you who need relationship advice like Kim Kardashian needs butt implants, check these other ones out...they're some of my favorites.
So You Wanna Be a Nerd? (featured) - One of my most popular posts ever. I may write an updated version soon.
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People...Pokemon Trainers (featured)
The Five Ninjas You Meet Who Send YOU to Heaven - Cause Ninjas are awesome, I mean ... come on.
LOL-ympics (featured) - My LOL take on the Bejing Olympics...also my most heavily trafficked post, including features on Capcom.com and Geekadelphia.com
Are You That...Guy? (featured) Girl? Christian? Couple? - Some popular, fun entries for you to check how you measure up.
Spidey's Guide on How to Survive High School
LOLXanga Part One : Part Two - If you like LOLcats, you might like these, featuring some popular(and some AWOL) xangans.
Welcome to the Jungle (Gym) - If you go to a gym on the regular at all, you might recognize these species.
Xangsta's Fo' Lyfe! (featured) - Life on the mean streets of Xanga is tough, join the gang.
Oh, and before I bounce outta here...I might as well tell you to follow me on Twitter...I mean, why would you want to miss out on updates like these?
@mrhygiene - This is NOT a pillowcase, this is a SHAM.
@mrhygiene - White guys in dreads should only be seen in movie roles as a bumbling sidekick or minion.
@mrhygiene - I never see tall guys work out. As a matter of fact, it seems the shorter you are, the more you lift...Compensating for height?
@mrhygiene - I just walked past neil patrick harris. I resisted the urge to call him barney or doogie and high five him
@mrhygiene - Is it weird that when i hear rock songs now i think to myself: "man, i bet that would be really hard on guitar hero."
@mrhygiene - I just saw two black news anchors do a fist bump. I love philadelphia.
What is you waiting for? Follow me @ twitter.com/mrhygiene
Alright party people, I'm outta here. Actual posts soon, I promise. I'm out like cheese at Steve Urkel's house.
Current mood:
Editors note: While I never ask for recommends, a lot of those posts were written pre-recommend era, so if you see something you like, let someone know - ya dig?
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